what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours
Forgetting to save and dying afterwards
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.